Dogs, Explained in Fewer Than 140 Characters

By Mae, the Marketing fe-LION

As the UnderDog Marketing fe-LION, I occasionally get asked to contribute to the UnderDog blog. I am honored to use this opportunity to share with you from the perspective of a highly intelligent cat…the insights to my canine companions, by the top 5 dimensions of their lives, described in fewer 140 characters. Enjoy.

Play
All work and no play…who am I kidding pups know how to party, nobody needs to give them a pep talk about work/life balance #PartyAnimal #Fun

Food
Nom. Nom. Nom. Nom. Nom. Slurp. Nom. Nom. Nom. Nap zzzzzz…..hungry again. #CantStopWontStop #FoodForDayz #Nom

Friendship
No jokes here – they don’t mess around with friendship. Once a bestie, always a bestie. #LoveMyHuman #Loyal #Consistent #MansBestFriend

Sleep
They sleep a LOT, not as much as a cat, but CLOSE. Snoring? Oh Yes. Drooling? You Betcha. #EwwGross #UnderDog #RestEasy

Work
Squirrel. Okay back to writing this report. Squirrel! No really, sorry. Squirrel! OH COME ON! #EasilyDistracted #ShinyThings #Squirrel