Will Dogs Ever Rule the World?
Who rules the world? A question that has been asked by kings, emperors, presidents, Beyoncé, you know all the important people. The question I pose is…will dogs ever rule the world? Methinks yes…and it all starts with a simple nap. Read on my friend, and find out how it’s going to happen.
If you give a dog a nap, he’s going to ask for an UnderDog bed.
When you give him an UnderDog bed, he’ll probably ask you for a back scratch.
When he’s finished, he’ll ask you to sing him Nuthin’ But a G Thang
Then he’ll want to get up and dance a little to show you his awesome dance moves.
When he does his dance moves, he might notice that he needs to practice his headspins.
So he’ll probably ask for you to put on a YouTube tutorial for him to watch.
When he’s finished practicing, he’ll want a snack from all the breakdancing activity.
He’ll start snacking.
He might get carried away and eat every treat in the house.
He may even end up eating your human treats as well!
When he’s done, he’ll probably want to settle back in on that bed and take a nap.
You’ll have to wait for a few hours while he rests on his comfy air cloud.
He’ll be curled up, snoring, his weight being peacefully distributed on his UnderDog bed.
He’ll probably wake up and want to go for a walk.
So you’ll take him out, and he’ll walk you around the neighborhood.
When he’s walking you around the neighborhood, he’ll realize that this is the moment that the tables have turned and he’s in charge.
Then he’ll want to demonstrate his power.
Which means he’ll make you pet him with just one look.
He’ll revel in his newly established power, he will stand back and look at you, good pet he’ll say.
Looking at you will remind him that he wants to run.
So…he’ll look at you and since he’s in control now, you will take him to the park to run.
And chances are if he asks you for a run at the park, he’s going to want a nap to go with it.